Slime Against Humanity (7083)

Slime Against Humanity (7083)

MTG · Secret Lair Drop Series · R · 7083

Released 2026-09-11

$288.16

30-day forecast: $292.60

Live MTG price tracking, buyout detection, and price predictions for Slime Against Humanity (7083) on TCG Collector Tools.

Card Text

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Prices Across Marketplaces

TCGplayer (market) $288.16
TCGplayer (mid) $449.99
TCGplayer (low) $349.99

Price Forecast

Horizon Forecast vs Today
7 days (stable) $290.20 +0.7%
30 days (stable) $292.60 +1.5%
90 days $277.00 -3.9%
180 days $284.96 -1.1%
1 year $301.32 +4.6%

Confidence: Still Learning · Calibrated 30-day range $274.01–$311.18 · presale card · veryLow volatility

Our Forecast Track Record

What we predicted for this card, and what actually happened. We publish misses as well as hits. Anchored 2026-03-23 · at $233.17 · 174 days ago.

Horizon We predicted Actual Error
Day 7 $266.11 $233.17 -12.4%
Day 30 $287.03 $238.27 -17.0%
Day 90 $326.24 $252.00 -22.8%

Signal Analysis

HOLD Conviction 50/100 · Target $292.60 · Range $263.34–$321.86 · over 30d

Mixed signals. Monitor for clearer direction.

Recent Price History

$271.67
$271.67
$281.34
$281.34
$288.16
$288.16
$288.16

Frequently Asked Questions

How much is Slime Against Humanity (7083) worth?

Slime Against Humanity (7083) is currently $288.16 on TCGplayer for the Secret Lair Drop Series printing. Prices update daily from live marketplace data.

Is Slime Against Humanity (7083) going up or down in price?

Our 30-day forecast for Slime Against Humanity (7083) is $292.60, with a stable trend (data confidence: Still Learning).

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